dear jennifer aniston

Jennifer...honey...if you're listening...I worry about you. I just really want to see you in a relationship with a guy who isn't an idiot. I'm sure you want that too. I hope you don't think me too forward...I don't mean to stick my nose into something that isn't my business, but I just thought I'd give you a few suggestions...you know...just to get you jump started on this dating thing. I don't know much about these men, but they 'seem' nice. And honestly, please don't go back to John Mayer again...he's such a goon. 

Fondly, Miss B.