Really? Has it come to this? Sansabelt polyester suits and brown shoes? Chevy...honey...I totally understand how difficult it is to grow old gracefully, but honestly, it doesn't even look like you're trying. Please don't be offended, but for someone who's made their living in comedy, this just isn't very funny. So, let me pass along just a few general fashion rules that I try to live by.
NUMBER ONE:
Under no circumstances...ever...should you wear brown shoes. Just throw them out. Now.
NUMBER TWO:
If you have a tummy to hide, don't tuck your shirt in your pants. And, although black is slimming, a ton of black is still a ton of black.
NUMBER THREE:
Make sure your clothes fit. Jackets aren't too small and pants aren't pooling at your ankles.
NUMBER FOUR:
Update your eyewear. Good grief.
NUMBER FIVE:
Theme ties. Just say no.
Here are a few style ideas for you.
Take care, Miss B.
