20 April 2009

dear mischa barton




Mischa sweetheart~

I'm not sure what you were going for here, but honestly, I've seen better looks at the Muskingham county hog roast and tractor pull. I guess that's what you get for using Mr. Green Jeans as your stylist. I will say though that you could belly up to the buffet at Der Dutchman quite a few times before your drawers would start to fill out. 

Toodle-oo, Miss B.

PS/ Say hey to the folks in Mayberry for me next time you see 'em.