When I first saw this picture of you on the red carpet at your hubby's Tribute Gala, I thought, "Egads. How much more crap can a person put on a dress?!!" Seriously sweetie, it looks like you were standing in the Mod Podge-sequin section of JoAnn's when the store blew up. It's one of those dresses where I want to say to the designer, "Just drop the glue gun and back away from the dress". And if that wasn't enough, you (or your stylist) decide to accessorize this mess with a pair of fishnets, an old pair of tap shoes and a purse the size of a Hungry Man TV dinner. Your makeup is pretty. Love the lipstick. But the hair...ugh. One fashion magazine described it as "a messy bun". That might be a compliment if you work at Five Guys Burgers and Fries, but in this context...not so much. For heaven's sake, you're attending a shindig in your husband's honor!!! It's not like you can slip in and out unnoticed. Use your loaf woman and get some help!Here are a few ideas for next time, sigh.
Better late than never I suppose, Miss B.
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