Anyway, I know all of you are waiting, perched on the edge of your laptops for my fashion review of the 2010 Met Ball Gala...so without further delay, I present the 2010 Miss Bea Heyvin's Met Ball Fashion Awards.
[drumroll please...]
...er hum...
For "Best Impression Of My Grandmother's Sofa". The award goes to...
EVA MENDES!!! Congratulations Eva. I spoke with Ethan Allen and they'd love to talk with you about being their Scotchgard spokesperson.
Next award, "Most Likely To Be Dead" goes to...
KARL LAGERFELD!!! ...but you all saw that one coming, right?
For "Best Stanky Face"...the winner is...
RENEE ZELLWEGER!!! Disclaimer...sources say Renee was standing downwind from Mr. Lagerfeld and was overheard to say that something smelled like rancid Cristalle.
For "Best Impression of a Window Treatment"...the winner is...
KRISTEN STEWART!!! Kristen was also nominated in the category of "Best Claw" but was edged out by Anna Wintour...who seems to have the best claws in the fashion industry.
"Best Musical ReMix of the Sesame Street Classic--One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other" goes to...
JANET JACKSON!!! Miss Jackson was not available to accept the award due to an unfortunate encounter with a tire pump.
And finally, the award for "Most Likely To Eat Oscar De La Renta"...
heh heh! Miss Bea
1 comment:
OMG. what happened to Renee Z? I did not even recognize her! Is it the short hair? did she have some "work" done? where are her cute little squinty eyes? I think she is making the face because she can't breathe in that dress! all sucked up and in looks like.
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