Anna, as in Wintour, has been incessantly calling me for my opinion on the fashion at this years Tony Awards. I keep telling her, "Anna, darling, I'm swamped! Really...give it a rest! You can't possibly expect me to write an article for Vogue and still find whatever it is in my refrigerator that is stinking to high heaven. Sometimes that woman is wound up tighter than Melva Dean's girdle at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.
Anyhoo...a little late, but without further delay, I give you the 2010 Miss Bea's Tony Awards Red Carpet Fashion Awards...that's going to be a byatch trying to get all that on a trophy.
Anyhoo...a little late, but without further delay, I give you the 2010 Miss Bea's Tony Awards Red Carpet Fashion Awards...that's going to be a byatch trying to get all that on a trophy.
For best use of Wite-Out as an under eye concealer, the award goes to:
BEBE NEUWIRTH!!! Congrats Bebe. Next time you might want to try just using the "Pat-it-on" method rather than the "Glue-stick-n-spackle".
For best impersonation of body builder Lenda Murray, the unfortunate winner is...
JADA PINKETT SMITH!!! Turtle Wax would like to thank you for single handedly keeping them in business this year.
For best impression of a neanderthall, the award goes to...
KATIE HOLMES!!! This ladies and gentleman is the quintessential example of what not to wear if you have a small bustline, a bulbous biscuit and are presenting an award with a muppet.
And the final award goes to Aretha Franklin for her tireless efforts to eclipse the sun.
R-E-S-J-U-G-Z
Swing low sweet chariot, Miss Bea
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