One never knows what one will find when searching for something on the internet. I was looking for a burgundy colored bra...seems simple enough. So, I Googled 'burgundy bra' and of course, Victoria Secret, of which I loathe...but that's a whole other blog post...surfaced first. Hmmm...so I typed in 'claret bra'. Same thing. I guess any search with 'bra' in it leads to VS...grrrr. Okay, so burgundy, claret...maybe purple or merlot? Ooooo...how about 'wine'...I'll search for a 'wine bra'...so I typed that in, pressed enter and I got this....
It's called the "Wine Rack". A bra that can increase your bust size and also conveniently hold one bottle of wine. I find the attached drinking hose really an attractive accessory as well.
[insert the sound of dripping sarcasm here]
It comes in 2 sizes, small and medium. So for all of you who are more amply endowed, you unfortunates are going to have to use a wine glass. Sorry. Get over your disappointment.
I'm interested in seeing how long it will take VS to come up with their own refrigerated version at 45-55 degrees...depending of course on whether you want to enhance your jugs with a Merlot or a Chard. I'm thinking it has the potential to increase sales because anyone who pays $35 for a $5 bra made in China has to be a little juiced. But then, probably most of the gals interested in this type of deal aren't so much into the delicate subtleties of wine temperature as much as they are interested in a Boones Farm buzz.
i'll give you something to 'wine' about, Miss Bea
[insert the sound of dripping sarcasm here]
It comes in 2 sizes, small and medium. So for all of you who are more amply endowed, you unfortunates are going to have to use a wine glass. Sorry. Get over your disappointment.
I'm interested in seeing how long it will take VS to come up with their own refrigerated version at 45-55 degrees...depending of course on whether you want to enhance your jugs with a Merlot or a Chard. I'm thinking it has the potential to increase sales because anyone who pays $35 for a $5 bra made in China has to be a little juiced. But then, probably most of the gals interested in this type of deal aren't so much into the delicate subtleties of wine temperature as much as they are interested in a Boones Farm buzz.
i'll give you something to 'wine' about, Miss Bea
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