dear carrie underwood

First of all, I just want to say how sorry I am to have heard about your recent accident.

...you know...

The one where your stylist threw you under the bus? mmmhmmm...that one...

The first thing that went through my head when I saw this was, ...dear Jesus take the wheel...

So, I think I kinda understand where you were trying to go with this...that sexy school girl vibe. But unfortunately, you ended up somewhere between Annie Hall, a park ranger and an orthopedic hooker. And honestly, even Betty White can't pull that off.

I will admit though that the ladies of country music are kind of in a fashion no-man's land. It's not like you can be blatantly sexy...like Beyonce or freakishly bizarre like Lady Gaga. There's a certain expectation that although you're frisky, you're still an All-American girl. You may have had to apply a quart of Quaker State to get your jeans on over that money-maker of yours, but for the most part, everything is locked and loaded...with something left to the imagination. And I for one am glad for that distinction.

So I was contemplating all of that and I came up with this layout, inspired by this kind of quasi-goth-punk look. My fashion advice for you is that if you're going to go for it, then go big or don't go at all.

You ain't in Checotah anymore, Miss Bea

Blazers by Current&Elliot
Boots by Burberry