17 December 2012

dear adam lambert

...okay...we get it...you're gay.


...good grief...

I could possibly tolerate the cheetah boots and shirt, but the skunk hair and beaver fur are just egregiously tacky...even for a gay man. The whole thing just looks like one deer shy of a road kill buffet.

This reminds me of that scene in Crocodile Dundee where Mick is in New York and some thug pulls a knife on him. In turn, Mick pulls out this huge machete and says, "That's not a knife, this is a knife."

...er hum...

Dude...that's not a fur...


...THIS is a fur.

Sweetie, if you can't run with the big dogs, then you'd best stay on the porch. Miss Bea

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