This is the type of thing you would find me wearing if:
1) I haven't shaved my legs all winter.
2) I'm feeling like a pudge-a-muffin and I've convinced myself that wearing black will hide the extra 5 pounds I'm sporting on my tookus.
3) I decided no one would notice I just came from my Jazzercise class if I just throw this jacket on.
Or this one?
You're too gorgeous to show up to an event dressed in a nasty version of a WalMart unitard. So, have your people call my people...which would be me of course...because I have 'no people'. But hey, I would work as your stylist in a nano second...Love ya, mean it! Miss Bea
