dear sarah jessica parker

Me thinks this is just a tragic attempt to get your picture taken. I can't think of any other reason that a self acclaimed fashion icon would walk their child to school in this get up. I totally get that celebrities are normal people too...at least that's what I've been told. But even I can come close to duplicating this outfit from my own closet reject pile. Time to purge sweetie...and I don't mean lunch. Hugs, Miss Bea

dear anna wintour and SJP

Okay...I was going to keep my big pie hole shut...I've been able to control myself for a couple days, but honestly, my head is about to launch from my body and start orbiting the moon. Have you seen these videos yet?

If you tried to click on them, I'm sorry...but I refuse to provide the link. If you don't know, Anna Wintour and Sarah Jessica Parker think that you would just love to dine with them and the president at their home(s) in Manhattan.

...oh goodie. (she said dripping with sarcasm)

For a donation to the Obama campaign...any amount you want...no really...you can give a buck or a thousand bucks...just sign up...plunk down the cash and maybe, just maybe you'll be selected.

Repeat after me. W-H-E-N  P-I-G-S  F-L-Y.

What a snooty, self-aggrandizzing, elitest, 1% thing to do. Talk about 'out-of-touch'. I'm embarrassed enough for the both of them.

Tell you what...I would plunk down some serious change if you would come to my house for dinner. We'll have gravy over everything and I'll introduce you to 10 of my friends who are unemployed right now who could live for a couple months off of a pair of your Louboutins.

Get your head out of your you-know-what and get a clue, Miss Bea

June 17, 2012******
You know...what goes around comes around. (she smiled wickedly)
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/anna_makes_sjp_chic_for_u0b7xNFao48Rrckcwpm2FO

the tag goes in the back

I have a friend...Margaret Mary Louise...who is a constant source of giggles for me. At the age of 70, she is a petite little Italian spitfire who (hands down) makes the best manicotti I've ever had in my life. Over the years, I've learned not to cross her or in her words, "I'll break your legs". I know that may sound horrifying, but when it's coming from this little wisp of a thing with a Brooklyn accent, you just have to smile.

Anyway, I was with her recently and she started to tell me that she thought she might have cancer. I, of course, was shocked and quite upset. She said that she had worn one of her favorite black skirts that morning and it wasn't fitting properly. It appeared that she had lost alot of weight because the skirt, that usually fell flat over her tummy, was now loose and baggy. We parted ways, me with a very heavy heart. So a couple days later, I checked back in with her to see if she had scheduled an appointment to see a doctor and she said,

MML:"No, why would I see a doctor?"
Me: "Uhmmm, well...because you've lost alot of weight and you're concerned about having cancer."
MML: "Oh that..."

Come to find out, she realized later that she had put her skirt on backwards...that's why it didn't fit right. And no, she wasn't dieing of cancer. (whew! what a relief!) She then proceeded to give me a little fashion tip that I'd like to pass along. She said, "You know, when you're getting dressed, you should always check and make sure the manufacturer tag is in the back".

Good tip.

Hey SJP? Little tip for you from my friend Margaret...  =)

barf-o-rama

What's it called when you kind of gag, and you have a little ka-ka that backs up and leaves an awful sour taste in the back of your throat? 

...oh yea.

Gum anyone?

SJP...sweetie. I know you like to kind of push the fashion envelope, but this...this...whatever this is looks more like you raided the season one wardrobe room of Dancing With The Stars.

So, before stepping out again with some oddball dress/coat combination, it might be good to review a couple important tips:

1)Length. Pick one...either long or short, but not both.

2)Color. Same same. Mono y mono...as in chromatic.

3)Style. The coat can have a little more detail, but the dress underneath needs to be a simple shift with clean lines.

With the holidays coming up, I am super-duper busy. So be a love and cut out the crazy for a couple weeks. I need a break. Love ya, mean it! Miss Bea

dear sarah jessica parker

Hey SJP...not to alarm you, but I think Michael Jackson's old nose is trying to mate with your head.

"Sarah Jessica Parker wears a hat designed by Philip Treacy at the VRC Oaks Club Ladies Luncheon at Crown Palladium on November 2, 2011 in Melbourne."

You have to wonder sometimes if the designers of these things are laughing their heads off.  

riddle for you

What do you get when you combine an inflatable tent, former Destiny's Child member Michelle Williams hair and a breast tattoo?

******** Addendum on April 8, 2011 ***********

Please see the comment/correction below. Thankyou Hipnotik!