riddle for you

What do you get when you combine:

1)a denim shirt
2)carpet tacks
3)a fly fisherman

Anyone?

Bueller?

I'm particularly fond of the shirt pulled through the shorts. Kind of a reverse wedgie of sorts.

Hey Rihanna? Uhm...yea...Bass World Pro called. They'd like bestow upon you the title of "Miss Bad Bass 2012". I told them I was pretty sure you already thought you were. Fondly, Miss Bea