battle of the bulge

And it begins...

Between Kate Middleton, Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian, I fear we're off to a grueling 9 months of belly watching. Oy vey...I have one thing to say...

...okay two.

1)Marriage...then offspring. In that order. Period.
2)I know you think the entire world is just breathless with anticipation to see your burgeoning womb, but here's a little secret. We're not. So spare us the tweet pics and just cover up.

A big thankyou to the Hollywood Reporter for publishing some pretty funny tweets at the expense of Kimye. I enjoyed the laugh today, hope you do too. Miss Bea  

oh goodie!!!

"Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby," the palace said in a statement today. "The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news."

Styled for Kate Middleton by Miss Bea Heyvin