Dude...seriously? If you want to dress like a girl, there are a couple things you need to know.
- First, if your whitey-tighties can be seen through your dress, then there's a little thing you should think about wearing. It's called a slip. Make a note of that.
- Second, either put on some pants, or shave your legs. I would actually lay down the cabbage for you to get your legs waxed...provided you post the video on YouTube.
- And third, I'm fairly sure that Ralph Lauren's ancestors were not pilgrims. So both Ralph and I would like to vehemently request that you never ever put that dress/shoe combo together again...like, ever.
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| Styled for Marc Jacobs by Miss Bea Heyvin |
