oh not again...good grief

For someone who's net worth is $970 million, you'd think she could at least buy some fashion sense in the form of a stylist.

In case you've forgotten, we've seen these glittery football pants before. Why the heck didn't someone on her staff torch these when they had a chance. I don't get it...I really don't.

Martha my dear. No one...not even the most anemic fashion model would be caught dead in these spandex pedal pushers. You're 71. And unless your cardiologist told you to wear compression pants for your health, please, please do us a favor and shred them for your compost pile. It's a good thing, Miss Bea

Styled for Martha Stewart by Miss Bea Heyvin

if the shoe fits...

"It has come to light that an unspeakable act (to fashionistas, at least) is being committed in our midst. Martha Stewart, a shining example to women everywhere, has been defacing her precious Christian Louboutin shoes. On purpose.

Stewart spoke to InStyle at this week's American Made Awards, where she got to chatting about her Christian Louboutin heels. "See the soles? I paint them black," she said. "I don’t like them red, even though they’re his trademark. But he doesn’t mind. He said it’s okay if I do that -- I asked him!”

"He" being Mr. Louboutin himself, of course. Thank goodness for that, otherwise she could be staring down an unpleasant lawsuit.

This isn't the first time Martha's Sharpie-ing habit has been mentioned. She confessed to her crime in 2008, posting a photo on her blog with the caption: "Karena, my wardrobe mistress, painting the soles of my Louboutins black [...] this is easy if you use a broad sharpie." ~credit Huffington Post

Hey Martha? Here's a thought...just buy a different pair of shoes. 

Pretentious goofball...Miss Bea

dear martha stewart

Could someone check with the St Louis Rams and see if someone is missing a pair of pants?

It's NOT a good thing Martha...not good at all, Miss Bea

Styled for Martha Stewart by Miss Bea Heyvin