debatable

I would have to say that I was a little disappointed in the fashion at last night's presidential debate. I know, I know...it's not about that, it's supposed to be about issues and the economy and unemployment and blah blah blah. Shoot, the only reason I watched the dronefest was to see what the ladies were wearing.

...does that make me a bad person?

Anyway, I think that not only was her husband left in the debate dust, but Mrs. O got an arse whoopin' as well. Beside the fact that this is the 3rd time she's worn this outfit, the jacket just looks proportionately too small. The styling didn't have the signature pop and confidence that she usually exudes. Here's how her outfit looked at the 2011 Preen show and you can see how wonky the fit is on the first lady.

Preen 2011

I can't say that I totally loved Ann's suit, but one thing for sure, that winter white color made her look like she just had the Moses facial at Mount Sinai Spa.

She's glowing like she's wearing Chernobyl panties. 

So then how difficult would it be to do the meet and greet before the debate. Talk about awkward. 

"Mmmhmm. Well I'm the first lady and I will bitch slap you if you even think about touching me."

"I'm checking for a heartbeat...it's here, right?"

You have to be crazy to even want this job. Miss Bea

Styled for Michelle Obama and Ann Romney by Miss Bea Heyvin

dear ann romney, part deux

Hey Ann? uhmmm, just fyi...

Dress by Tracy Reese . Shoes by J Crew

...that, my dear, is how it's done. Suh-nap, Miss Bea

not feeling the love...sorry

So...by now, many of you probably know that I don't really get the fashion butt kissing that has been going on since Michelle Obama hit the Whitehouse. I just don't get it. Granted, she has been coiffed and plucked and waxed to within an inch of her life...which is to be expected. But this on and on about how fashion forward she is and blah blah blah is in my opinion, a big pile of hooey. For example, the Marchesa blue gown she wore this week for the state dinner.

The first picture is the original gown from Marchesa's 2012 resort collection. The middle picture is the first lady in a modified version of said gown. And third is a gown you can purchase from David's Bridal for $198.

Questions anyone?

Had Mrs. Obama called me, I would have advised her to seriously consider the following:

Rafael Cennamo

Alexandra Vidal

Tadashi Shoji

And, don't get me started on that necklace. Did QVC have a 2-fer sale? Less is more sweetie. Tatoo that on your stylist's forehead.

Someone is riding on someone's skirt tails...oh to be a fly on the wall. Miss Bea