not feeling the love...sorry

So...by now, many of you probably know that I don't really get the fashion butt kissing that has been going on since Michelle Obama hit the Whitehouse. I just don't get it. Granted, she has been coiffed and plucked and waxed to within an inch of her life...which is to be expected. But this on and on about how fashion forward she is and blah blah blah is in my opinion, a big pile of hooey. For example, the Marchesa blue gown she wore this week for the state dinner.

The first picture is the original gown from Marchesa's 2012 resort collection. The middle picture is the first lady in a modified version of said gown. And third is a gown you can purchase from David's Bridal for $198.

Questions anyone?

Had Mrs. Obama called me, I would have advised her to seriously consider the following:

Rafael Cennamo

Alexandra Vidal

Tadashi Shoji

And, don't get me started on that necklace. Did QVC have a 2-fer sale? Less is more sweetie. Tatoo that on your stylist's forehead.

Someone is riding on someone's shirt tails...oh to be a fly on the wall. Miss Bea

dear marc jacobs

Dude...seriously? If you want to dress like a girl, there are a couple things you need to know. 

• First, if your whitey-tighties can be seen through your dress, then there's a little thing you should think about wearing. It's called a slip. Make a note of that. 
• Second, either put on some pants, or shave your legs. I would actually lay down the cabbage for you to get your legs waxed...provided you post the video on YouTube.
• And third, I'm fairly sure that Ralph Lauren's ancestors were not pilgrims. So both Ralph and I would like to vehemently request that you never ever put that dress/shoe combo together again...like, ever.

Styled for Marc Jacobs by Miss Bea Heyvin

I enjoy being a girl Marc. So if you're not going to do it justice, then don't do it at all. Harumph, Miss Bea