dear betty white

Betty White quotes~

In response to a Barbara Walters question, "Do 88 year old still have sex", Betty replied, "If one gets lucky I bet they do."

"Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.”

 "All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Or course, they can’t mate or the mouse would explode.”

wow...I remember Betty White from my childhood...keep the snide comments to yourself people...hard to believe, i know, but yes, in fact, I was a child a l-o-o-o-o-o-ng time ago. My earliest remembrances were of her as a regular on the game show Password, of which her husband, Alan Ludden hosted. They were adorable together...sigh...

Anyway...talk about a comeback. She killed on SNL (is scheduled to host again this summer) and this past weekend won her 2nd SAG award...SAG as in Screen Actors Guild, not as in tatas...although pretty much any woman past the age of 50 gets the sagging tatas award. All that said, to critique her attire right now is paramount to having a "Sarah Palin in 2012" bumper sticker on your car.  So it is with fear and trembling that I take on criticizing your fashion choices, Betty. (i can hear people 'booing' already) I know...I know...what am I thinking, right? I guess it's because, you're just so fabulous...and I really do understand how difficult it is as you get older, to find appropriate clothing that doesn't make you look like your special occasion wardrobe came from the mother-of-the-bride rack at JCPenney's. Case in point:

SAG Lifetime Achievement Award 2010

SAG Best Comedic Actress 2011

...'nuf said sweet cheeks? So, if I were your stylist, here's what I'd put you in. And...almost forgot...your hair and makeup look fabulous. You have better looking skin than most celebrities half your age. Sit back and enjoy the ride honey, cuz you deserve it.

Styled for Betty White by Miss Bea Heyvin.

Thank heavens for someone who's older than me, Miss Bea.