28 April 2011

dear beyonce

Marc Jacobs Fall 2011

Whoa...someone has been watching way too many reruns of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.  I mean, I applaud you for wearing something more tailored and conservative, but compared to what you usually wear?...yea, I felt like someone had just given my chest a massage with a defibrillator. Yeesh! Give a gal some warning before you dress like that again. 

Anyhoo...rather than styling you like an Amish Oompa Loompa, here's what I would suggest next time you step out for Sunday brunch. Oompa loompa doopity doo, Miss Bea

Styled for Beyonce by Miss Bea Heyvin

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