I don't know if you know this or not, but celebrities don't have to walk the red carpet at an event. It's not like that's the only entrance into a theater. They can, and many do, make other arrangements...or should I say, "their people" make arrangements for them...and in the case of the next three ladies, I think it would have been in their best interest to have opted out.
I love you Shania Twain...love love love you, but what the heck were you thinking?!!! I know this isn't a major awards show, but it seems to me if you're going to present an award and walk the red carpet, you'd at least amp it up and wear something that didn't make you look like a soccer mom. Hair-ick. Makeup-blah. Shoes-ugh. Dress-potato sack. C'mon...you aren't even trying. I don't like to criticize without giving suggestions, so here are a few things I think would have put the va-va back in your voom.
And then we have Nicole Kidman, styled by Stevie Wonder. wha'happened??? It's like a train wreck. You know you should look away, but you just can't help gawking at it. Lord have mercy.
Is it a top? Is it a dress? Did she forget to wear the pants? Did she dress in the dark? Did she let her kid pick out her clothes? Did she think no one would be taking pictures? This one is a real head-scratcher for me. Anyway...hire a stylist Nicole...HIRE A STYLIST!!!
And finally we come to Kristin Chenoweth...who I thought was a Broadway gal, but I guess everyone is trying country nowadays.
"So how hard could it be," I ask myself, "to write some lyrics for a country song?" Can't be that difficult. So, using Kristin as my muse...here are some working titles. erhummm...
1) Our Love is Like a Window (I've Closed the Curtains of My Heart To You)
2) You May Be a Coaster, But I'm Your Table Runner
3) Bangs for the Bucks (I Got The Big 'ol Forehead Blues)
and finally, as sung to the tune 'Your So Vain' by Carly Simon:
Thankyou very much. I'll be here all week, Miss Bea
I love you Shania Twain...love love love you, but what the heck were you thinking?!!! I know this isn't a major awards show, but it seems to me if you're going to present an award and walk the red carpet, you'd at least amp it up and wear something that didn't make you look like a soccer mom. Hair-ick. Makeup-blah. Shoes-ugh. Dress-potato sack. C'mon...you aren't even trying. I don't like to criticize without giving suggestions, so here are a few things I think would have put the va-va back in your voom.
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| Monique Lhuillier . Moshino . Pamela Roland |
Is it a top? Is it a dress? Did she forget to wear the pants? Did she dress in the dark? Did she let her kid pick out her clothes? Did she think no one would be taking pictures? This one is a real head-scratcher for me. Anyway...hire a stylist Nicole...HIRE A STYLIST!!!
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| Styled for Nicole Kidman by Miss Bea Heyvin |
1) Our Love is Like a Window (I've Closed the Curtains of My Heart To You)
2) You May Be a Coaster, But I'm Your Table Runner
3) Bangs for the Bucks (I Got The Big 'ol Forehead Blues)
and finally, as sung to the tune 'Your So Vain' by Carly Simon:
I got veins.
They run across my head like a roadmap.
I got veins.
They run across my head like a roadmap, roadmap, roadmap.
Thankyou very much. I'll be here all week, Miss Bea
2 comments:
Love that green flora dress (2nd last picture)! It seems really great for work!
I agree! It's a Michael Kors dress. Beautiful, but a tad too pricey for me. However, if you have a couple thousand just laying around, it happens to be on sale!
http://www.michaelkors.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod9990219&parentId=cat27121
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