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| Harper's Bazaar ad June/July 2011 |
I would like to apply for the position of Executive Creative Director of your prestigious cosmetic empire. I have no experience as a creative director. I have no publishing experience either. The only experience I've ever had with your organization is to spend 5 years behind one of your counters schlepping Youth Dew and Night Repair. However, in my defense...even I know that you never, ever, eh-huh-vur, design a 2 page magazine spread where the magazine's center seam slices through your models face...making her look like a one nostril'd buck toothed rabbit.
If it were me, I'd be taking the cost of a 4 color 2 page spread in Harper's Bazaar out of my creative director's arse.
Reference available upon request, Miss Bea
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