How in the world does someone who is 5'9", and the size of my little finger, choose to wear a dress that makes her look flat chested and hippy?
Use your loaf woman. There are some things you never do. 1)Never ask your husband if you should buy chocolate, jewelry, shoes or a purse...the answer will always be, "Don't you have a pair of black shoes already?" 2)Never wear a thong if you're planning on going down a slide at the playground...[long story--I won't go into it]. And 3) never, ever, ever wear a dress that has side ruffles protruding from your hips and thighs...even if you barely have hips or thighs!!!
...whoever designed that dress had to be a man.
...whoever designed that dress had to be a man.
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| Styled for Cat Deeley by Miss Bea Heyvin |
1 comment:
But what if you didn't know ahead of time that the slippy slide was an option? btw would love to hear the slide/thong story.
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