22 October 2011

dear christina aguilera



Looks like someone needs to quit super sizing their Mickie Dee's value meal. This definitely gives new meaning to the phrase, "the girl has chops"...

Oh dear...well, here's the deal. I don't have any problem with celebrities going a little chunkie-monkie...and for the most part, I applaud them for not bowing to the emaciated-body-image-standard that the fashion and entertainment industries hold sway over all of us. However, if you want to pack on the pounds, then my advice is, wear appropriate clothing! I for one really don't want to see anything that even remotely reminds me of a wildlife suet bag. I'm not trying to be mean, it's just that I find this outfit really unattractive and not at all flattering to her...uh...what's the word I'm looking for?...oh yea...assets.
Styled for Christina Aguilera by Miss Bea Heyvin
(as sung to the tune Lady Marmalade)
Gitchi gitchi peanut butter,
Gitchi gitchi cheesy fries.
Mocha chocolata, ya ya,
Watch it grow all over my thighs.

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