What is it about David Hasselhoff that makes my skin crawl? On my list of creepy men, he ranks right up there with Homer Simpson, Hugh Hefner and Barney Fife. hmmmm...I may have stumbled onto something there. Anyway, he's one of those 'whack-a-mole' celebrities that you forget about until they pop up at another red carpet event. Dude...you're 59 years old! It's time to burn your Baywatch shorts, say goodbye to your talking car and embrace the inevitable...like the rest of us, you too are getting older. No amount of chains around your neck, spray tanner or distressed Italian shoes is going to change and or hide that fact. Take your cues from someone like 63 year old Helen Mirren. You don't see her traipsing around in six inch stilletos and a little bitty bikini.
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...okay, well maybe that wasn't the best example, but you get where I'm going here. I feel your pain...really I do. Getting older stinks! Whoever coined the phrase 'golden years' was either already senile or selling Geritol door-to-door. Getting older is not for the faint of heart.
wow...I'm just a ray of sunshine today, aren't I? Me thinks someone had better chase that last cup of coffee with a few more 'happy meds', Miss Bea
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| Styled for David Hasselhoff by Miss Bea Heyvin |
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