For those of you who have not had the pleasure of plowing headlong into menopause, let me tell you...a picnic it is not. Here you are minding your own business, you turn 50 and suddenly you can't remember squat, you have hot flashes that could melt the polar ice cap and sleep...that wonderful thing that you used to be able to do at the drop of a hat, is now as elusive as a Macy's sales associate 10 minutes before closing.
All that to say, I would like to personally thank Angelina Jolie...I know...I know...many of you thought you would never see the day. But hey...give credit where credit is due, right? So I would like to say, "Angelina. Thankyou so much for your fashion choices as of late. You have single handedly given me what a ginormous poo-pile of Ambien could not...
...a really great snooze."
...yawn...I'm suhleeling a liddle fleepy...mmmhmmmm...
zZZzzzZZzzzZZZzzzzz...zZZzzzZZzzzZZZzzzzz...mrrtsa...zzzz..mumblezzzz...whhuhzzzz...bifflemgzzz...mmummblzzzzzz...
All that to say, I would like to personally thank Angelina Jolie...I know...I know...many of you thought you would never see the day. But hey...give credit where credit is due, right? So I would like to say, "Angelina. Thankyou so much for your fashion choices as of late. You have single handedly given me what a ginormous poo-pile of Ambien could not...
...a really great snooze."
...yawn...I'm suhleeling a liddle fleepy...mmmhmmmm...
zZZzzzZZzzzZZZzzzzz...zZZzzzZZzzzZZZzzzzz...mrrtsa...zzzz..mumblezzzz...whhuhzzzz...bifflemgzzz...mmummblzzzzzz...
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| Styled for Angelina Jolie by Miss Bea Heyvin |
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