29 June 2012

dear daisy duke

Actress Catherine Bach @ The 2012 Daytime Emmy Awards
This kind of looks like a sack full of raccoons fighting over a french fry. I may be wrong, but I think someone misunderstood the phrase 'you have a good biscuit' with 'have a good biscuit'. Anyhoo...this dress just clings in all the wrong places...accentuating saggy tatas and a thick middle. The ruching at the neck would be better about 6 inches lower, across the abdomen...creating a waistline and camouflaging a poochie tummy. And, when wearing something that has a high neckline and long sleeves, it's always good to balance the coverage by showing a little skin somewhere...either an open back or some great gams.

Styled for Catherine Bach by Miss Bea Heyvin
Yeeeee-hawwwwww y'awl, Miss Bea

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