dear ralph lauren

So you've probably heard about the big brouhaha over the U.S. Olympic opening ceremony outfits being made in China.

C'mon Ralph...China?? Really??

But wait, there's more.

If you'd like to have your very own outfit you're in luck! Ralph has decided to make the most of this opportunity by offering it to you online! For a small investment of...$1,221 and some odd change...or a kidney...or your first born...you too can wear the same outfit as our Olympians. Because if you're like me, I certainly want to cheer on the 'ol red white and blue by wearing the same outfit as our Olympians...sitting on my couch...eating potato chips...watching the games...thinking how I really need to quit eating potato chips and start working out again.

Blazer-$598
Beret-$55
Dress-$345
Silk Skirt-$498
Silk ascot-$58
Shoes-$165

Dude...we're in an economic downfall with 8.1% unemployment. Get a clue! Miss Bea