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| I bet when Alexander Wang created this dress he never envisioned it looking like an eggplant kielbasa. |
Couple fashion suggestions here:
1)Just because you can afford a bizillion rings doesn't mean you should wear all of them at once. Less is more sweetie...oh, and speaking of more...
2)Either lay off the cheetos/haagen daz midnight bingeing or wear clothes that flatter your figure. I really don't care if you want to be curvaceous, I just don't want to see it busting out all over.
3)This...this...look you have...whatever it is, isn't working. You look like a pop Dolly Parton. Difference is that Dolly at least has enough sense to not spray her skin the color of an orange crayon.
4)Hire a different stylist. Someone who will help you reinvent yourself. We have enough exhibitionists like Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga...you know...light on talent, heavy on wack-a-doo. You have chops baby...you don't need the crazy window dressing.
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| Styled for Christina Aguilera by Miss Bea Heyvin |
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