Well, I had planned to get all serious about this year's GG red carpet fashion, but then I thought...
...nah...
...so my lovelies, here it is...what you've all been waiting for...
okay, so just a couple of you have been waiting for...
Miss Bea Heyvin's 2013 Golden Globe Fashion Awards!!! (insert the sound of unenthusiastic applause here)
So, first up..."
Most Likely To Borrow From The Downton Wardrobe Closet Next Time"...
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| Michelle Dockery |
For
"Best Impersonation Of An Orca"...
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| Julianne Moore |
For
"Best Rerun Of A Red Carpet Look That We're All Sick To Death Of"...
...it's a tie...
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| Halle Barry |
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| Jennifer Lopez |
For "
Best Impersonation Of An Upholstered Chair"...
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| Lucy Liu |
...and you thought I was joking...
For "
Most Likely To Cover The February Issue Of Kibbles & Bits Magazine"...
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| Eva Longoria |
For "
Best Impersonation Of A Musical Instrument"...
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| Nicole Kidman |
For "
Most Likely To Have Been Styled By A Superhero"...
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| Jennifer Lawrence |
And finally, "
Best PSA for The Blind Actors Guild"...
aka BAG people.
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| Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton |
Can hardly wait for the Academy Awards...
(she said fiendishly) Miss Bea
1 comment:
Kids do NOT try this at home. These are paid Actors, highly trained actors who apparently are willing to go ahead and wear whatever the hell they want. regardless of what the mirror is telling them.. stay in school, and don't do drugs!
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