dear val kilmer

How does this happen?

I'm serious people...

How does someone go from Bat-o-licious...

to Freaky McFreakerson?...

Hey Val? Yea...uhmmm, David Hasselhoff called and he'd like to invite you to join his "Creepy Old Dudes Club". So far it's you, him and Steven Tyler.

I just cancelled my spa exfoliation treatment, as my skin just voluntarily crawled off my body...Miss Bea.

Styled for Val Kilmer by Miss Bea Heyvin