Dear Miss B~Although Simon Cowell is always dishing out his opinion on American Idol, don't you think he could use some advice himself? I'm wondering what tips you might have if you were his stylist?
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Dear Mary Dale~
Thanks so much for your question. And yes, I do have some suggestions for Mr. Cowell...but as we all know, he most likely won't agree with any of them. Let this be a lesson to all, this is what it looks like when you do your own hair at home with a Flowbee.
Cheerio, Miss B.
Sorry to be borderline 'Silence of the Lambs' [see pics below], but it was the easiest way to make a point. My pick is number two...I wonder if Simon would do highlights? What am I saying...
PS/ Someone needs to ix-snay on the fake anner-tay.
