cowell-ick part two

This is a continuation of my Simon Cowell makeover, which began a couple days ago. It can't be a lack of moola that keeps him dressing like this. I can understand if he likes these duds [literally] for casual, but it seems like he could mix it up a bit...right? I keep forgetting though that he's a Brit...and if he's taking his cues from the Queen...hmmm, well, I guess enough said.

So Simon, if you should happen upon my blog...because I'm sure that's what you do in your down time is cruise the internet looking for reading material about yourself...as your imaginary stylist, this is what I would recommend for you. I really think you need to start wearing a darker wash jean and a slimmer pant leg. The palette keeps with your neutrals...nothing way crazy...but maybe just kick your style up a notch. 

Cheers, Miss B.

cowell-ick

Mary Dale from Buffalo writes:

Dear Miss B~

Although Simon Cowell is always dishing out his opinion on American Idol, don't you think he could use some advice himself? I'm wondering what tips you might have if you were his stylist?

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Dear Mary Dale~

Thanks so much for your question. And yes, I do have some suggestions for Mr. Cowell...but as we all know, he most likely won't agree with any of them. Let this be a lesson to all, this is what it looks like when you do your own hair at home with a Flowbee.

Cheerio, Miss B.

Sorry to be borderline 'Silence of the Lambs' [see pics below], but it was the easiest way to make a point. My pick is number two...I wonder if Simon would do highlights? What am I saying...

PS/ Someone needs to ix-snay on the fake anner-tay.