amnesia spice

I see London,

I see France,

I see Mel B

Forgot her pants.

Dear Mel B aka Amnesia Spice~

Last I heard, now granted, I could be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure that this is called a blouse. You may or may not know this, but a blouse is supposed to be worn with either pants or a skirt...and really should never be worn by itself. In order for this fashion faux paux to never happen again, I would suggest that you sew warning tags into all of your garments. Something like, "WARNING. This is not a dress. Must be worn with an additional garment that covers your lady parts."

...some things seem like they should go without saying, Miss B.