Patriotic Creepy Ebay Dollheads!!!
[insert the sound of a thunderous applause, whistles, woo hoos and various asundry hullabaloo]
While reciting the Pledge of Allegiance at the local VFW hall in Bucyrus, Uncle Sam was unaware that he was gesturing inappropriately.
"I'm sorry. You want how many stars on the flag?"
Martha and Dixie were always sad that they weren't able to salute the troops as they marched by.
You can dress in red, white and blue, but it doesn't change the fact that you're still a clown and you're still creepy.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Her experience as the Sasquach County Fair's bearded lady gave Sarah Beth the leg up she needed to win the 2010 Uncle Sam look-a-like contest.
1 comment:
Oh you crack me up! good stuff!
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