Yowza! Something went terribly wrong here. I can't imagine going on a press tour to hype your new movie and having the pressure of not being seen in the same outfit twice. However, if it were me...I'm pretty sure I would have never been seen in this outfit like ever...never, ever, ever. Dear, dear Julia...if someone selected this for you to wear, they should be fired. If you selected it for yourself, then I would advise you to stick to the moviestar thing, because this dressing yourself dealio is not your forte.
I just want you to know that I empathize with your dilemma. The older I get, the closer my tatas gravitate to my waist. It's really weird. Like your waist has suddenly become the equator or something. Anyhoo, here are a couple fashion tips. You can thank me later...
1)Any fabric that looks like a kindergarten art project? Yea...just walk away.
2)V-necks are your friend. They elongate the neck and draw the eye up toward that gorgeous face of yours.
3)If a fabric wrinkles across your hip area, you might as well just wrap your booty with yellow crime scene tape, cuz the wrinkles have about the same effect.
4)If at all possible, educate yourself on how to stand for photographs. Every supermodel on the planet knows two things...1)the caloric value of celery and 2)how to hide your flaws from the camera.
5)The classic black pump. They're non-descript and go with everything. If you want to change them up, then buy some decorative shoe clips. Never ever invest in a pair of kelly green leprechaun shoes and never ever let someone talk you into wearing a pair of kelly green leprechaun shoes.
So...here is my look for you. Take care pretty woman, Miss Bea.
1 comment:
ahahahah! yes I do agree.
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