dear katie holmes

I feel compelled to just put this out there. It may seem a tad rudimentary, but in my quest to assist celebrities with their fashion choices, I feel it would be irresponsible to leave this stone unturned.

...er hum...

This is a tablecloth.

This is an unfortunate use of a tablecloth.

Katie...sweet thang...unless you're planning on serving up some tea and crumpets, let's just put whatever it is you're wearing back in the buffet where you found it...m'kay cupcake? Grandma's guzzling the NyQuil wondering where she put it.

Fondly, Miss Bea

Oh...almost forgot. Try this next time.

Styled for Katie Holmes by Miss Bea Heyvin