As you may or may not know, I have been a devoted fan of American Idol since the very first off-key warble of a music star wannabe auditioned on my TV screen. Personally speaking, last year was a ginormous disappointment...starting with the lame contestants to Ellen Degeneres' anemic critiques to Simon Cowell leaving the show. But, I wiped my tears, held my head high and believed in the old adage...the show must go on. So, like everyone else, I'm playing out in my mind who the producers will select to replace Simon?
hmmm...Jim Carey? No...too funny and not musical.
let's see...Quinton Tarantino? Nah...no sex appeal...zippo-dee-doo-dah on the handsome meter.
uhmmm...Chris Rock? mmm...probably not. Limited vocabulary since the "f-word" would need to be bleeped to infinity.
who else...who else...
you've got to be kidding me...
nuh uh...someone tell me this is a...
...A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MISTAKE!!!!!!!
HECK NO!!! NOT JLO???!!!
The dream is dead people. I am officially not watching the show this season...or ever again. And fyi JLo...they're called belt loops. Look into it.
Bury a dead horse, don't try to ride it again, Miss Bea.
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