18 February 2013

dear brooke shields

I don't know if being the celebrity spokesperson for La-Z-Boy is just carrying over to your personal life, but really sweetie, you don't have to promote the brand when you're out and about at New York Fashion Week.



Either quit going out in public, or hire a stylist, because this latest foray into dressing yourself is just not working. I know that might have sounded a bit harsh, but YOU'RE BROOKE SHIELDS for heaven's sake...you single handedly put Calvin Klein on the map. Get it together woman! hrrrumph...Miss Bea
Vintage Valentino
Selected for Brooke Shields by Miss Bea Heyvin
St. John
Selected for Brooke Shields by Miss Bea Heyvin
Roksanda Ilincic
Vivienne Westwood
Tracy Reese

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