fashion dump

Sorry kids, but all I have time for today is a quick fashion dump...so here we go!

Hmmm...well, I guess that's not too bad from the front.
But are those flanged pirate boots?

Oh good grief.

Nothing like a front crotch slit to air out your girlie bits.

Help her Obi Wan Kenobi, you're her only hope. 

Heidi Klum, you are the coolest mom ever.

Is Grease on Broadway again? I guess when in doubt,
dress like a high school cheerleader.

Wow...I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of
wish she had dressed like a high school cheerleader.

Kim, please stop. I'm begging you.

dear drew barrymore

I'm thinking that if I were a spokesperson for Cover Girl...

And I'm attending an event celebrating their 50th anniversary...

And I want to continue to be associated with them and their parent company Proctor & Gamble...

Because let's face it...it's pretty easy money...

Then I'm thinking that it wouldn't be all that big of a deal to...

Cough up $8.95 for some Miss Clairol [also owned by Proctor & Gamble]...

And either fix my roots...

...or my ends...

...either one...

...doesn't matter...

...I'm just sayin'...

...and thank the heavens above that someone finally invented the strapless Snuggie. We're deeply indepted to you Drew, for keeping the dream alive. If there are a pair of Crocs under there, your brand equity just hit pay dirt south of the Mason Dixon line.

Photo credit: Coco Perez

If brains were bird droppings, she'd have a clean cage, Miss Bea.