Don't you wish you could hear people's thoughts as they're rifling through their closet looking for something to wear?
"Hmmm...I could wear the black Ralph Lauren, but I'd need to double up on the Spanx to even get it over my knees. What about the...no...I think I wore that last time. Let's see...I could wear the...hmmm...no, that has nacho cheese sauce on it. Oh wait...what's this? I think the last time I wore this I was hostessing at Ping Ling's Barbeque Pit and Sushi Buffet. With the right accessories, this just might work."
Styled for Cissy Spacek by Miss Bea Heyvin
Really Nicole? Red clodhoppers with an ivory lace dress? Someone needs to quit taking fashion advice from Field and Stream.
Styled for Nicole Kidman by Miss Bea Heyvin
I'm not tryin' to be mean...I'm just sayin' that as we get older, one cannot daily binge on chili cheese fries before they start hitching a ride on one's persona-bologna...
Styled for Kelli Pickler by Miss Bea Heyvin
Oh LeeAnn...LeeAnn...could you be more of a mess right now? If you're going to wear a beach cover up in public, is it too much to ask you to wear a bikini under it? That would at the least be memorable.
Styled for LeAnn Rimes by Miss Bea Heyvin
What do you get when you combine a shower curtain, duct tape and saran wrap?
Styled for Martina McBride by Miss Bea Heyvin
Do y'awl remember Lynn Anderson? Country music's darlin' of the 1960's. Big hit "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden"?
Styled for Lynn Anderson by Miss Bea Heyvin
I'm pretty wigged out right now. Miss Bea Heyvin
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