suck it up cupcake

This recent story about Angelina Jolie really burned my biscuits. Maybe this is unfair, especially since I've never met the woman, but I will have to admit, after the whole debaucle with Pitt and Aniston, I've pretty much decided I don't like her. I don't go to any of her movies...not that she's any too hurt by that. Still...it's my way of saying, "Quit being such a pain in the patoot!" Anyway, read this little ditty from PopEater. (my editorial comments are in pink)


"While everyone is preparing to give thanks tomorrow, one of America's most famous families (??...really...most famous??? My bet would have been on Kate Plus Eight or the Obama's...maybe the Cleavers or Huxtables), the Jolie-Pitts, have decided to sit this Thanksgiving out.


"Angelina Jolie hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans," a friend of the actress tells me. "To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn't her style. She definitely doesn't want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder." (Sidebar: But she IS okay with dominating another woman's husband and murdering a marriage...certainly that IS her style...I retorted as my eyes rolled up in the back of my head...)


"Angelina gets so grossed out by Thanksgiving that she has made sure her family will not be in America this year on Thursday," an insider tells me. (Sidebar2: What??!!! They won't be in America for Thanksgiving??? Well I'm crushed. What a sad, sad day for our country. Should we hold up the holiday until they can make it? pppbbbbtttt...Do us all a favor and move to another continent...please?)


And although Brad Pitt recently told 'EXTRA,' "We'll whip up a turkey somewhere," he certainly hasn't shared that plan with Angelina. A family friend tells me, "If Brad wants turkey, he will have to cook it himself. (Sidebar3: uhhhhh...if I'm not mistaken, Brad has already cooked his own turkey) For Angie, it will be another day when America tries to rewrite history." (credit: Rob Shuter on PopEater)


Freekin' move to France and stuff your pie hole with a baguette, hrrrmmmmphffff, Miss Bea