miss bea heyvin's golden globe fashion awards

I would have to say that I was quite underwhelmed with this years GG red carpet. Could one more person wear green?...or some boring shade of dishwater gray? Egads. And God love her, Helena Bonham Carter is a schizophrenic fashion trainwreck, but at least she's interesting...kooky...but interesting.

My absolute favorite gown of the evening was the Valentino worn my Michelle Williams. Would I ever wear it? Probably not. But, I love when a celebrity has a clear sense of their own style and doesn't take themselves too seriously. This gown was a perfect compliment for her.

How freekin' adorable is she?!!!

Without further adieu...I have no idea what that even means... I give you the 2011 Miss Bea Heyvin's Golden Globe Fashion Awards. Tadaaaaaaa!!!

Most Likely To Have Dressed In the Limo...and the award goes to...

Helena Bonham Carter! Congratulations Helena. Way to single handedly kill Vivienne Westwood's fashion career.

Most Likely To Star In a Remake of Hullaballoo. And the winner is...

Kat Deeley! I was so shocked to hear that Kat doesn't have a stylist and selects her own clothes...[smirk]

Best Impersonation Of a Wedding Cake Topper. And the award goes to...

Jennifer Love Hewett. This dress would have been WAY more interesting if it had been made out of fondant.

Most Likely To Not Need Any Embalming Fluid Upon Their Demise. And the winners are...

Kat and Karen Kramer! Congratulations ladies. Those master wax classes at Madame Tussaud's really paid off.

And my mostest favorite category of all...Best Celebrity Stanky Face. And the award goes to...

Hugh Laurie

Nicole Kidman

Gray skies are gonna clear up,

Put on a happy face;

Brush off the clouds and cheer up,

Put on a happy face.

Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,

It's not your style;

You'll look so good that you'll be glad

Ya' decide to smile!

Pick out a pleasant outlook,

Stick out that noble chin;

Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,

Slap on a happy grin!

And spread sunshine all over the place,

Just put on a happy face!