I think it was Lauren Hutton who said that any woman over the age of 40 should never look at herself up close in a mirror. And as I watch time march by in a pair of stilettos across my face, I am more and more adopting the belief that she is absolutely right. With airbrushing and Photoshopping and the variety of other artificial tricks of the trade, I'm duped into believing that there really are these flawless gorgeous super humans out there. And if I just use this cream or do this exercise or wear this turbo-sized elastic ace bandage under my clothes, I too could become one of the beautiful people. If only I stopped long enough to realize that it truly is all smoke and mirrors. All that to say this, it did my heart good to get up close and personal with the celebs at this years Academy Awards. Natural light and unedited shots have a way of leveling out the beauty playing field...if you know what I mean.
[she smirked wickedly]
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| Cameron Diaz woke up just in time to make it to the Vanity Fair after party. |
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| Someone needs to quit overdosing on the Latisse. |
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| Helen Mirren...you're my hero. |
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| Jennifer Hudson. This reminds me of Jane Jetson in the video phone episode. |
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| Hillary Swank...oh dear. |
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Dear Sharon Stone. If you were going for Cruella De Ville, congrats. Spot on sweetie.
Would someone please take away her Sharpie? |
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| Nicole...I don't ever want to see you do this again. Understand? |
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| This is what is called 'Rode hard and put away wet'. |
There. Don't you feel so much better? Miss Bea
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