dear wynona and naomi

Riddle for you...er hummm...

What do you get when you cross a 24 hour Cheetos binge and a Matrix/Gone WithThe Wind movie marathon?

Lord love a duck, if you two don't look like cartoon characters. A couple fashion tips here...just a couple cause I need to get to work.

1)If your hair and makeup look like you dove head long into a vat of Cheese Whiz...that's not good. Monochromaticism can be very elegant but I can't say I've ever heard that said of a Jack-o-lantern. 

2)The "making-a-dress-out-of-window-curtains" is so Civil War...and we Yankees know how y'awl still feel about that whole deal. Naomi, let by gones be by gones and for heavens sake, let that dress be "bye and gone".

3)Wynona...sweetie...unless you're looking to be on PETA's most wanted list, you might want to re-think ever wearing that much leather...at one time...in one place...ever again.

I'd love to see both of you dial-it-down in your own individual styles, and come a little more to middle ground. The fashion-whiplash of seeing the two of you together is giving me a nasty headache.

If you must wear black Wynona, I'd love to see you try something a little more girly like this...maybe sans the feathers.

Designer Monique Lhuillier

I love Elie Saab for his ability to dress a woman's body. This gown would be my pick for Naomi.

Designer Elie Saab

Call me next time, k? And as you well know ladies...Love can build a bridge.  Miss Bea