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| Katie Holmes in Ralph Lauren. My deepest apologies Ralph. |
Basically your last major film was in 2005...you've been in a string of box office blunders since then...you land this tv mini-series where you're playing Jackie O, one of the fashion icons of all time...opposite Greg Kinnear...
...and you show up at the premier wearing that.
...insert the sound of me banging my head against my computer keyboard...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!!
This is one of those times when a fashion designer is going, "Crap, is that mine?" Don't get me wrong, it's a cute dress...fits you nicely, but it's a "let's-go-to-the-park-today" or, "i-think-i'll-make-a-run-to-starbucks-you-want-anything?" kind of dress. Not a "hey-i'm-going-to-the-premier-of-my-new-miniseries-about-Americas-royal-family-so-i-think-i'll-actually-put-some-thought-into-how-i-look" kind of dress.
Capisce?
[i actually had to look up the spelling of that word...i'm such a dork]
Anyway...I really wish you'd hire a stylist. Or if you don't want to do that, enlist the help of your 5 year old daughter. She seems to have more fashion sense then you and Tom combined.
Oooo, that sounded a bit harsh...
...nah...I'm sticking with it.
And for pete's sake...you're playing Jackie O...c'mon...JACKIE-O OF ALL PEOPLE!!! I would think that alone would be enough to get you into something remotely resembling Chanel.
Use your loaf woman, Miss Bea.
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| Styled for Katie Holmes by Miss Bea Heyvin |
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