oh to be a fly on the wall

Nicki Minaj & Anna Wintour at Carolina Herrera
NY Fashion Week September 2011

AW: "I'm clapping and I have no idea why."

NM: "Oh...mmhmm."

AW: "Lady Gaga, right?...it's so nice to finally meet."

NM: "Uhhhh no. And if you have any sense in that bobbed gourd of yours, you'll shut your pie hole...mmhmmm...suh-nap."

AW: "Do you have any idea who I am?"

NM: "Honey...what I know is that you're wearing a dress that is a total yawn."

AW: "I beg your pardon?"

NM: "Girrrrl you heard me...yawn...snoozefest...b-o-r-i-n-g. My gramma wouldn't even wear that thing."

AW: "Well at least I don't look like the notions department at Joann's fabrics just vomited on my shirt."

NM: "What-evuh."

AW: "Cretin..."

NM: "Stiff neck crack-uh..."