you wanna piece of me?

I still have my Barbie's from childhood. When I told one of my friend that I still had about 25 pairs of matching plastic Barbie shoes, she said, "Matching shoes? My Barbies were lucky if they even had heads by the time I was done playing with them." Poor Barbie. She really should be the poster doll for abused toys. Case in point, designer Margaux Lange...who obviously has a deep seated resentment for the plastic phenom. When I saw these jewelry pictures*, I thought, "Egads. I haven't been this creeped out since Billy Swartzendruber turned his eyelids inside out in second grade. [shudder] 


Warning! Not for the faint of heart...or legs...arms...ears...hands...you get the idea.

Breakin' up is hard to do, Miss Bea

*...thanks BeeJune for the heads-up on the pics...xoxo