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| Drew Barrymore . Snooki . Vanessa Lachey |
1)Although you are ecstatic about your unborn progeny, and think that everyone else is as excited as you are...news flash...we aren't. No one wants to see the burgeoning fruit of your womb. Cover it up like every other 'normal' pregnant woman.
2)Yes. Demi Moore was the first to shock everyone with her nude preggers Vanity Fair cover. Vanessa sweetie, I know it may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but the whole of humanity thinks it's cliche now and a total yawn. Stop tweeting pictures of the kid until it's out of the chute. Thanks.
3)Snooki, you look like a one night stand between a Smurf and an Oompah-Loompah. You do understand that you're a celebrity, right? (I use the term 'celebrity' loosely...maybe more accurate would be a person of high media exposure and no one knows why...kind of like the Kardashians.) So, why is it that even celebrities think they can get away with wearing regular clothes when they're 'with child'? I seriously don't get it. It's like trying to fit 4 sumo wrestlers in a Smart car. It's not pretty and everyone is uncomfortable.
The following are from Isabella Oliver...cute, cute, cute. If I were pregnant...which I'm not...but if I were...which I'm not...this is how I would want to dress. Congrats to all the mom's-2-be out there. I admire you greatly! Miss Bea
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| No belly overhang. I'm talking to you, Drew. |
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