whoa...wait a minute...
uhhhhh...when did the Jonas brothers nosedive into a middle aged geek squad? They used to look like this, right?
wow...that's just...it's just...heartbreaking and really unfortunate genetics.
So a couple thoughts here...
Number one. It's called a belt. Long thin leather thing with a buckle that you wear around your waist. The loops at the top of the pants?...yea...the belt goes through those. They're called (surprisingly)...BELT loops.
Number two. If it looks like something your dad would wear, then you should probably take a pass on it. Unless you're borrowing stuff from his closet now. Oh no...please tell me you're not wearing your dad's clothes...egads...I thought they only did that type of thing in Paducah.
Number three. Sometimes as we grow older...we have a tendency to put on a little weight. When that happens, clothes that used to fit, are now tight and look too small on us.
Now. Write this down, because it's very important information. er hummm...
Number four. To tuck or not to tuck...that is the question. My personal opinion is that if your spare tire is not flat, then let those shirt tails swing in the breeze.
Number five. Florsheim called and they'd like their shoe samples back. Seems you're not the demographic they're going for.
"E" reported that the Jo-bros are doing a 'one-time-only' concert in October. Hopefully by then they'll have some front money to hire a stylist. Poor unfortunate souls, Miss Bea
uhhhhh...when did the Jonas brothers nosedive into a middle aged geek squad? They used to look like this, right?
wow...that's just...it's just...heartbreaking and really unfortunate genetics.
So a couple thoughts here...
Number one. It's called a belt. Long thin leather thing with a buckle that you wear around your waist. The loops at the top of the pants?...yea...the belt goes through those. They're called (surprisingly)...BELT loops.
Number two. If it looks like something your dad would wear, then you should probably take a pass on it. Unless you're borrowing stuff from his closet now. Oh no...please tell me you're not wearing your dad's clothes...egads...I thought they only did that type of thing in Paducah.
Number three. Sometimes as we grow older...we have a tendency to put on a little weight. When that happens, clothes that used to fit, are now tight and look too small on us.
Now. Write this down, because it's very important information. er hummm...
Don't wear the size you want to be, wear the size you actually are.
Number four. To tuck or not to tuck...that is the question. My personal opinion is that if your spare tire is not flat, then let those shirt tails swing in the breeze.
Number five. Florsheim called and they'd like their shoe samples back. Seems you're not the demographic they're going for.
"E" reported that the Jo-bros are doing a 'one-time-only' concert in October. Hopefully by then they'll have some front money to hire a stylist. Poor unfortunate souls, Miss Bea
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| Styled for the Jonas Brothers by Miss Bea Heyvin |
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