18 August 2012

dear heidi klum


Not a great week in the fashion life of Heidi Klum. I feel a little like when I went to the county fair and rode the tilt-a-whirl after eating a snow cone and a fried pickle...

...a tad dazed and about to blow chow.

The adult romper is something that I might wear at home...big emphasis on the word 'might', but never out in public...if only for the fact that it's such a hassle if you have to go to the bathroom. I wore a pair of bib overall shorts the other day and it took me 10 minutes to unhook the straps, then try to pee without touching the toilet seat while holding the straps up so they didn't fall in the toilet or on the floor. Not fun people...not fun at all.

The little boho sundress is cute...but the boots and bag are ugg-o-lee...not as in "Ugg" brand ugly, but for real butt-fug-ugly. And the leopard dress...well, let me just say that if she didn't purchase it at a retro 1980's thrift store for ten bucks, then I'd be returning it and asking for a refund.

Styled for Heidi Klum by Miss Bea Heyvin
So my little Leibling, please stop with the crazy making...m'kay? Auf to go now...Miss Bea

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